phaillic

When something isn't phallic, it's just PHAILLIC. As in, fail. Something supposed to resemble a dick, but it fails.

I did it with Johnny last night- but ew he's so phaillic!

by Skipper the Kitten March 28, 2009

Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.

You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.

by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015

callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009

Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"

Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

by lites_out January 11, 2011

Phillip

This name describes a man of great intelligence and humour. His quiet and orderly facade hides a superhero. He may be a mild mannered man by day, sitting in a library perhaps, but by night he comes alive. Like a cat, he is self-assured and arrogant, and can strike without warning, claws out. He is often found in thrift stores or at art museums, or sometimes rushing to the rescue of those in need. He is thoughtful and brilliant and loved by cats everywhere. Though some may find his politics or humour offensive, others are incredibly attracted to just that. If you are lucky enough to find a Phillip by random chance, feed him often and always be playful.

John - Is that Batman?
Mrs. Fancy - no, no, that is Phillip!!!
John - oh, he is now a superhero?
Mrs. Fancy - he always was!!

by catgirl19 June 16, 2011

Philly tracks

1. music based out of Philadelphia the home town of Will Smith, Bradley Cooper, and Richard Gere
2. music that slaps
3. Sap Sounds - a Philly based group that drops some dope Philly tracks

I love me some Philly tracks by Sap Sounds, so does Will Smith!

by slappininthetrunk September 11, 2010

Philly Fakeout

When you are doing a woman doggy and you pull out before you ejaculate and spit on her back so she thinks that you have ejaculated on her back. she will turn around and then you bust your nut in that bitch's eye. Very Nice

You: *SPIT*
Recipent: You Done?
You: SUPRISE BIATCH *SPLAT*
Recipent: Ow my eye
Later that night...
I Hit that Bitch with a Philly Fakeout

by understate December 28, 2005