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penis
the most important body part on a man.
the genitals used for sex or masterbation.
A.K.A.
dong.
wang.
johnson.
cock.
schlong.
skippy.
sausage.
woody.
pee pee.
nob.
tool.
trouser snake.
unit.
hose.
weiner.
rod.
wanker.
peter.
pecker.
the genitals used for sex or masterbation.
A.K.A.
dong.
wang.
johnson.
cock.
schlong.
skippy.
sausage.
woody.
pee pee.
nob.
tool.
trouser snake.
unit.
hose.
weiner.
rod.
wanker.
peter.
pecker.
A "damn boy, put the sausage away!"
B "yesterday i went to a concert, and i touched
the lead singers wang."
C "that johnson had a huge boner."
D "that chick had a penis and i got the fuck out of there."
B "yesterday i went to a concert, and i touched
the lead singers wang."
C "that johnson had a huge boner."
D "that chick had a penis and i got the fuck out of there."
penis
noun. the male reproductive organ.
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See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.
penis by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008
penis
a seemingly delictable delight for girls. they just cant get enough of it. sometimes when stroked with a hand quickly, or inserted into various holes, will release its sticky, jelly filling which girls like to call "milk". often mocked with a replica, called a dildo. contains a head with one eye (that sometimes has a protective covering over it), and has two strange spheres that make the milk, called testicles. once the penis matures enough, it will begin growing hair on its stump.
i shoved my penis into girlfriend too many times and milk came out.
no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere.
her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.
no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere.
her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.
penis by rob <--- 8.5 inches May 24, 2003
penis
penis by Crohn Rukes August 24, 2003