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optimus prime

"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.
by Penishead Bob July 2, 2009
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Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.
Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN
by remt July 4, 2007
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Optirectumitis

(see also optirectumitus)
Chronic pessimism of a particularly severe nature. Derived from opti-rectum-itis as follows:

opti: having to do with optics, visual or eyes

rectum: the innermost and center between the gluteus maximus, the primary source of shitstains and buttnuggets; butthole; fecal exit, excremental departure zone.

itis: an inflammatory disease

FACTS: When hyper-signals originating in the optical and rectal regions of the human anatomy cross at certain points and become snared and start to resonate at unusually high amplitudes, the associated neuro- transmitters merge and the combined signals release an evolutionary combination of fecal-optical gases which then propogate directly to the frontal cortex of the brain. When the fecal-optical gases settle, an unsuspecting victim will often become pissy, negative, impatient and, generally, will exhibit symtoms of being a total scumbag schmegma breath.. especially around trusted friends and family!

General Symtom: A shitty outlook on life.
Don't mess with John today. He is very discontented and angry. His misfortunes and blunders combined with the span of time since his last blowjob, have resulted in a severe case of optirectumitis.
by John W. Cornett December 30, 2007
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Optimo Clique

A group of young men from Houston, TX who keep it real in the streets and choose not to blow sweets, instead they blow the Optimo, because they are G's
The Optimo Clique just came thru and saved the party
by OptimoRam October 16, 2008
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The Third Option

To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.
Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!
by TheSwineFlew January 24, 2011
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Optimist

N. One who looks on the bright side of life, though they know that nothing will ever get better.
I really am trying to be an Optimist
by ink24 October 10, 2008
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Optical Fibre

Often misspelled as Optical Fiber.

1. A thin, transparent and flexible fibre, made of glass or plastic; used for transmitting light.
1. Optical fibres are widely used in fibre-optic communications, which permits transmission over longer distances, and at higher bandwidths (data rates) than other forms of communication.

2. Optical fibres are also better than your standard conventional metal wires, because signals travel along them with less loss, and are also immune to electromagnetic interference.
by Joey Shimdt November 12, 2013
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