who gave my son an onion

no seriously who gave my son an onion

bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

onion ass

An ass SO amazing it brings a tear to you eye

Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!

by PersianDeity March 6, 2008

onision

The honest onion.
The almighty cuck king
We are not worthy of his presence

"We shall pray to none other than Onision, the cuck lord"
"Thou shalt be judged by any other than Onision and thy would be proud of that"

by One of Onisions Cuck Warriors August 2, 2016

Dutch Onion

n. feces in one's underwear while riding in the car with other passengers v. the act of dutch onioning

Evan dutch onioned himself while driving to his grandparents house; his parent were .

by classiest January 24, 2011

Green Onions

A funky 60's instrumental piece of music by "Booker T and the MG's"

Dude I've heard that before, who is it?

"Green Onions" by some old skool dudes called Booker T and the MG's, found it in the oldies vinyl collection !!

by Ginnus July 26, 2009

oniunt

(Pronounced un-yunt)

n. A vagina that has a distinctly onion like scent.

She expected me to eat that oniunt. I said no fucking way,go clean that thing first!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

Onion News

A news show that is funny, yet untruthful. A parody of an actual newscast. All news is fake, just based on popular culture. (pop-culture)

I saw an episode of Onion News yesterday on the computer. I laughed at what news they put up, for a second i thought that it was real.

That episode of Onion News was the best one yet, it had me SCREAMING!

by tha Cod God January 5, 2010