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Avocado Bowl

To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.
"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"

"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"

"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011
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Pussy in the bowl

Pussy that is right there, in front of you, ready to be fucked.
"Yo Johnny, did you fuck Sally? She put that pussy in the bowl!"
by Hallowedbthyhandle March 2, 2015
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spent bowl

When your Weed Pipe is empty. It can also refer to something that is worthless or used up.
Damn man! Work was so hard you like “spent bowl”!
by DapperDeal March 9, 2022
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Bats and bowls

If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.

Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."

Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
by gooseyganda October 25, 2020
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Norton Bowl

Championship game for last place in a fantasy football league resulting in the losing party to have to wear a dress and take a picture of it for other league teams enjoyment. Commonly also known has the "Toliet Bowl with Punishment". If the losing participant refuses to participate, they are kicked out of the league.
"Do u have any skirts that will fit a size 33 waste? I just lost the Norton Bowl.
by JesusLovesNorton December 11, 2013
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bowl of prawns

Something that is memorable, but lacking in substance, cohesion or importance.
"Christian Porter's press conference where he denied rape accusations and claimed to be the victim was a real bowl of prawns."
by LVK3666 March 2, 2021
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Craig-Bowl

1 (n) absurd size for a cereal bowl.(such as Tupperware)
-From the film Friday
Damn, that guy has a Craig-Bowl for his frosted flakes.
by IVBrothers July 3, 2009
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