5-Egg Omelette

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011

C'obbler

Noun - A contraction of "Cock-gobbler" or "Cum-gobbler" for a woman who performs copious oral sex on multiple male partners (although not neccessarily all at once).

also: verb - to C'obble

Dave: Dude, did you hear about Amie? She totally gave head to, like, twelve dudes last night!
Eric: Yeah, that girl is such a C'obbler.

by DrumSpot5.5 December 13, 2009

Spanish Omelette

To get your ingredients to your omelette and put it inside a girls vagina. Then to fuck her ever so hardly. Then to cum inside her and wait for everything to "cum" out. (Ahehe). Then put the omelette ingredients on a pan and consume it at a candle lit dinner :D.

Eric: *fucks yew so harrddd*

Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*

Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D

Kat: *Cums out ingredients*

Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*

Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!

*Fucks on table*

by Katerina :D May 1, 2011

omlet

A shortening of onmi-mullet, the stringy, hanging long at all directions aging surfer cut usually used to hid a thinning/receding hairline. The omlet's tendency to hang in the eyes and over the ears and thereby reduce audiovisual input has let to several thousand fatalities involving sharks, moving vehicles, and birds looking for adequate nest building materials.

'Dude, that guy is almost thirty. Its time for him to admit hes not the sandstud of 1997 and get a new haircut. That omlet is just sad. Oh crap! Look out guy, a shark!'

by rancid cheeze December 4, 2007

Omelette du fromage

A line from Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album.

Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.

Oh waiter, I'll have an omelette du fromage!

by pictsiegirl September 10, 2010

Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008

ass omelette

An omelette made by injecting an egg mixture into one's anus, swirling it around, then expelling it into a fry pan. Normally, one eats the omelette with various spices, such as salt and pepper.

"Man, she made him the best ass omelette ever. Chives, spinach, feta, and all."

by mounopano April 24, 2006