Numptyism

When a person is stupid/dumb or has no brain cells

James has numptyism

by Orige Jizzle1 December 31, 2022

Numpad

A useless, piece of ass, disaster of a thing, located on the right of the actual keyboard. Mostly used for shitpost in VC, toggling macros, the occasional banker that uses it religiously, making the right side of the computer not blank, and making the screen on a computer a few inches longer...

person x: Hey how long has it been since you last used the Numpad for anything serious...
person y: ...

by [Jesus Prime] January 16, 2023

Numpad

the small keyboard / porition used for typeing numbers.
/789-456++12300.

i`m going to use a numpad

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 4, 2023

Numpty

Lacking in common sense

You fell in the stream? You numpty, you could see it was there!

by Pierced and Awesome May 25, 2023

Numpty

A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.

"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."

by younerd July 24, 2023

numporion

someonw who doesen't listen to instructions

You numporion! you broke the pride of the fleet!

by xdr5t3evq3q September 21, 2023

Numpy

Delicious or scrumptious. Tasty or good. Something that looks or tastes good, delicious, or scrumptious.

I’m making something Numpy. It’s going to be Numpy.

by Anonymous Cherry January 25, 2024