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No YOUR a towel!!

Answer to any question. Will get you out of trouble. Just repeat over and over and over.
Jimmy - "Hey!!How are you?"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Mum - "How did you go on your report??"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Teacher - "Why did you punch Timmy the cripple?!
Timmy the cripple - "TIMMEH!!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Go to the principal's office this instant!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

***PWNAGE***
by Tiblz January 3, 2008
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no ,your stupid

if your name is derek and you say any of these words it means that your gay and a boofer
if derek says anything it means that hes gay
by halo2 April 5, 2005
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Brain says no but your nuts say go

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them
steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
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no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:

- Girl, so brutall...

She answers with

- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.

- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!
When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.
by chilegang November 24, 2018
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No Blood To Your Head

When you see a girl so thicccc that you pass out because all the blood in your body goes straight to your dick
“You I think the guy as No Blood to your head

“Yeah I’m about to too look at her ass man...”
by Tyrone911 January 8, 2019
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no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
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no why are your hands wet

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them
“No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet”
by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023
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