Deviled egg with side burns

A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded

“Yo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burns”

“I know sad right”

by Tyrone911 January 09, 2019

No Blood To Your Head

When you see a girl so thicccc that you pass out because all the blood in your body goes straight to your dick

“You I think the guy as No Blood to your head”

“Yeah I’m about to too look at her ass man...”

by Tyrone911 January 09, 2019