Sock Belt

A sock tied around two belt loops used to hold one's pants up. Often used in mental hospitals where belts are not allowed.

Schizo 1: I think I can deal with the voices man, but my pants keep falling down.

Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!

by freefm July 31, 2009

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005

nut sock

A sock that has been ejaculated in, these socks will go stiff and hard after the ejaculation. These socks are usually used by lonely men or teenagers.

Is that a nut sock, I have one too.

by Channerrrrr July 7, 2020

sock rocker

Something or someone who rocks your socks

Check out that sock rocker. They're totally rocking my socks.

by aerann May 27, 2009

Sock Jock

Someone who masturbates in a sock.

Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!

by Petre Dish April 2, 2015

Sock Wrestling

When two males become naked except with socks on their wee wee's and play Star Wars with them.

Hey u wanna play a match of sock wrestling?
Nah not right now

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Skin Sock

A woman's vagina

I used to use a cotton sock when I masterbate now I use my girlfriends skin sock.

by Metal Chef May 5, 2015