grandpa grabber

A sugar daddy's bitch

"You hear that bitch fucks that old guy for money, what a grandpa grabber

by SkettleSmert March 20, 2016

grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.

Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024

grandpa frisk

A grandpa who is named Frisk who likes Chez and ToiletPaper and has a fetish for Cash Money

Grandpa Frisk: MASSAGE MEH FET JONEE BOAH

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023

grandpa b

derived from papa b; getting a massive boner.

troy got a grandpa b in the middle of class yesterday!

by couponznikki2 December 11, 2010

Dirty Grandpa

A drink. 1 part bourbon, 1 part Scotch, 1 part Amaretto 1 cherry. Also known as a GodFather

Bartender, another Dirty Grandpa please.

by Orb42 December 15, 2020

grandpa lore

Grandpa lore is basically like dad lore. Its when they tell you the stuff they did and what they've experienced in their teens/early adult life. Probably before meeting the mother/father of your parent. Cool shit

Heika: I had a dream last night that I was caught by the cops with my friends on the river in the middle of the night in the 70s

Mal: Man that's Grandpa lore

by Peanutznbeans July 11, 2024