Sock Belt

A sock tied around two belt loops used to hold one's pants up. Often used in mental hospitals where belts are not allowed.

Schizo 1: I think I can deal with the voices man, but my pants keep falling down.

Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!

by freefm July 31, 2009

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005

nut sock

A sock that has been ejaculated in, these socks will go stiff and hard after the ejaculation. These socks are usually used by lonely men or teenagers.

Is that a nut sock, I have one too.

by Channerrrrr July 7, 2020

Squirt Sock

A sock in which a person of the female variety climaxes and squirts into.

Jenna: Hey Roxy, why is this sock wet?

Roxy: Because it's my squirt sock.

by BigGingerMan March 8, 2022

sock sacrifice

when you ejaculate in a good pair of socks or when you have to throw a sock away after you finish in the other one

Mom: "what happened to your black Nike elite socks? Why are they in the garbage? "

Kid: "mom I told you, I used them for a sock sacrifice… "

by Seattle Space July 26, 2016

glock sock

The sock that you put on your glock typically for going on the pool deck.

Gabe used his glock sock at the meet yesterday.

by ShooterGabe March 12, 2019

Sock mouth

When your mouth is dry as fawk

Damn John, I surely do got sock mouth from those biscuits

by Sock_mouth_creator April 22, 2020