needle junkie

Is a person who is consumed by using illegal drugs intravenously. Using a needle to shoot up drugs into their veins. The euphoria from shooting up drugs into the veins is almost instantaneous compared to smoking or snorting a line. A drug addict who only uses by injecting drugs into their veins. Their life is spiraling downward and over half of IV users are homeless, jobless, and lost their kids and family.

The needle junkie has an abscess on his arm from missing the veins while shooting up drugs.

by anonymous December 30, 2020

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crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.

"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking

by zorsnacks October 9, 2023

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Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.

Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle

by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025

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Needle Fuck

v. Inserting needle to someone’s penis and enjoying it (optional)

- Yo mike how was your day

- Nothin’ big but i finally got needle fucked
- Let’s go dude, who fucked you, was it Emma
- Umm, it was Richard
- I guess... it’s not gay if he only needle fucked you
- Yea, just needle fuck, nothing more

by SantaBay July 16, 2019

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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

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Hay in the Needle Stack

The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.

"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"

by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024

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