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muzzy

The mental state of being half asleep, accompanied by confused, fuzzy thinking and frequently bizarre waking-dreams
With the drone of the radio and the warmth of the car I went all muzzy and thought I was back on the roof-garden....
by Richard Hofheimer January 25, 2009
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muzzie

A muzzie refers to a male's pubic region that has been kept ungroomed for far too long.

Also see turtle cock
Dude, look at that muzzie on that blacked out naked man!

Holy shit, let's spray paint it green then trim it!!
by derpityderrp September 5, 2013
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muzzie

facial hair, sported on the upper lip area in many styles, predominently by males....
not saying she was hairy, but she had a muzzie like zappa
by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008
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Muzzle Loader

During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.
Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.
by t nigs May 30, 2007
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muzzy

Typically a stinky, filth covered, homeless person with all their belongings tied around their waist. The difference between a normal homeless person and a MUZZY: the MUZZY has been shaved and de-balled. They tend to be gender challenged, but are natural homosexuals.
I saw this thing running Collegiate Peaks 50 mile race last year, I think it was a MUZZY!
by Eric Gabe January 7, 2005
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muzza

"Don't take off muzza's shoes, or stand in a five metre radius should said shoe removal take place. Muzza's often think they are sexalicous.
by frankie jaklolololol October 12, 2008
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muzzleloader

A man who enjoys having objects inserted into his urethra. (term is derived from old-time guns that had their bullets loaded from the top of the barrel)
It was only when Mike asked Jill to insert the happy end of a ball point pen into his penis that she realized he was a muzzleloader.
by Don Wong September 30, 2003
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