mongolia

mongolian people are the nicest and yet the shyest people on the earth. they are really shy. uwu

kid: dad, what’s that *pointing at a condom.
average mongolian dad: *sweats nervously* i-i don’t know, son. *runs away

by bluesrock January 7, 2019

laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.

"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."

by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005

Mongolian Spike

The act of ramming a thumb up a female's anus while she is receiving oral sex. It is usually performed at the point of climax to intensify the "shock" and therefore "pleasure" associated with the climax.

Dude, while going down on my girlfriend last light, I gave her a Mongolian Spike just before she came. I thought she was going to loose her mind! She even spoke in tongues!

by Salty n Sticky December 7, 2009

Mongo Pack

a bowl that has been packed with an absurd amount of marijuana

guy 1: i just mongo packed this bowl
guy 2: what are you having a party or something?
guy 1: no i just want to get stoned beyond the point of functioning.

by fjdskalhfjdsk February 28, 2013

mongolicidal maniac

Wombo; Any mongoloid on a murderous, homicidal rampage.

Watch the movie Hatchet. Victor Crowley is a textbook mongolicidal maniac.

by rotten appleseed April 7, 2015

Mongolian swamp rat

A mystical creature that feeds off of maggots in the Mongolian swamps. Commenly referred to Asians who eat things off the ground.

"Oi Damon quit eating shit off the ground you dumb Mongolian swamp rat."

by Ryan_gow69pussyflaps March 24, 2016

Mongolian Dynamite

When a Mongolian man paints his dick red then proceeds to ejaculate on your back and leaves a string of cum dangling from his dick looking like a fuse.

I heard Sheila 's ex-Mongolian boyfriend would do the Mongolian Dynamite to her in bed.

by Dr Dank MD PhD July 7, 2016