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Mouse in the house 

Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.
Dude last night I gave my girl a mouse in the house, it was rad.
Mouse in the house by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017

Mouse Jockey 

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.
Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.
Mouse Jockey by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.
I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!
mouse ears by pentozali April 9, 2006

Mouse Whiskerin' 

When a persons nose hair becomes visible on the outside of the nostril it resembles tiny mouse whiskers. Most extreme cases are commonly seen on the elderly, where the whisker length can reach up to 4 inches.
n. "Check out the mouse whiskers on Grandma!"

v. "Looks like I'll be mouse whiskerin' today."
Mouse Whiskerin' by Word Burglar December 31, 2009

mouse ear 

noun. A females anal cavity that is most often described as tight and not blown apart.
Her ass was like a mouse ear before i blew it up.
mouse ear by sweether44 February 25, 2011

mouse arm 

When you use the computer for too long with a mouse somewhat far away, your muscles in that arm and shoulder get tense and stiff, leading to soreness and tightness.
Looking at porn for 8 hours straight lead to some serious mouse arm in my non jacking arm
mouse arm by robotzor June 28, 2011