mildred

Slang for a girl's period, or "that time of the month."

"Does Mildred visit you?"
"Mildred is visiting!"

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

mold digger

Girls that should be wearing a chest badge saying "warning! Contact with me may cause effects such as Herpes, Chlamydia and a loss of belongings".

Nah, they all look like fucking mold diggers hahahaha

by swagfoxx July 10, 2016

White and Mild

When you run completely out of blacks and are reduced to scrounging. You dip into the ashtray and split open all the tips, then you roll it into a Marley jay. Put the jay in the tip and light up.

Guy 1 - "Damn, I am out of blacks."
Guy 2 - "Shit, just roll up a white and mild."

by Mo Hoove March 15, 2011

Aunt Mildred

The go-to name Americans use for their aunt, or other distant female relative, when they don't want to use a real name.

Last Christmas my Aunt Mildred got me a sweater and mittens.

Joe's Aunt Mildred has seventeen cats and eats nutra-grain bars for dinner.

by Saint of San Diego2 September 4, 2009

Moid

A short version of the term ‘Mongoloid’, which is a derogatory term for someone who is stupid or mentally challenged.

Tom is a Moid

by Dordracio October 29, 2020

mild

when someone places a mint in their mouth, and proceeds to suck a penis. named after the the marlboro cigarette.

that bitch gave me a mild yesterday, and although my dick be mad enflamed and shit, it smells like a professional.

by miguelcrush May 31, 2007

MOLD

Male Obsessive Lawnmowing Disorder

warning to all wives with husbands over 40: be vigilant for signs of MOLD it is severely contagious. Symptoms include spending all weekend sitting on lawn mower to avoid conversation and anxious fidgeting if weather or social interaction prevents aforementioned activity.

by Mrs Malaprop September 18, 2013