muffcock

a woman's pubic hair, shaved into the shape of a penis.

"Dude, the other night I took a girl home, and she had a muffcock!"

by xMetKingx October 7, 2009

Muff nudge

When you go for a haircut and the hairdresser thrusts her crotch towards you when cutting your hair.

I was having a short back and sides and got a muff nudge as an extra

by Gemoir Branners May 29, 2011

Muff Top

When the pubic hair extends above the elastic panty line.

That girl better clean that stuff up, I can see her muff top from here.

by Doctor 420 May 21, 2014

muff and puff

Spending a day and/or night inhaling the muff and marijuana puff

I'm not going to make the party tonight, I've got muff and puff plans.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

titty mouffs

a women so well endowed that her oppenings for milk flow could fit a baby carrot in them.

the baby was hungry but, his mother's titty mouffs were so large that the milk flow nearly choked the baby..

by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

sandshoe hairy muff

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

by nayfie March 13, 2003

Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

by Dick G September 20, 2010