Microsoftie

The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.

Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie

by Grain September 12, 2004

microsoft

inability of a designer to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying creative desires, most often relating to powerpoint.

Powerpoint is giving me such a microsoft

by RGBeast May 29, 2016

Microsoft PowerPoint 2007

The premier and most comprehensive home and school presentation software suite of the 21st century.

Friend: Hey, I have to do a flashy project for my AP Biology class
Me, an intellectual: Well, you should come over to my place and whip up an effective presentation in a jiffy with Microsoft PowerPoint 2007

by NotBillGates December 5, 2017

Microsoft

A person with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to discover he was microsoft

by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019

Microsoft Bing Points

The type of thing that a 13 year old would use for 3 years to get a game that costs 60$ and will be played 3 times.

Me : Damn i got Sea of Thieves from using Microsoft Bing Points, it only took 3 years of nonstop searching
Owen : You know you can just sell shit on ebay that u found on the side of the road right

by Azman2 April 25, 2022

Microsoft Edge & IE

Means: A piece of crap that the bill gates wanted to feed his son and gave poop to his daughter

Microsoft Edge & IE is a piece of crap

by RehanPlayz September 27, 2022

microsoft works

an incredible writing program that comes with many computers and is 1000 times better than Microsoft word.

For example, unlike rip-off Word, Microsoft Works has a dictionary=D

by uknoieatwatamel0n November 18, 2007