metrosexual

A man who has managed to be in the closet for too long and hasnt experienced a real guy. A liar who knows thier gay. Gay man who doesnt have the balls to admit it. A gay man trying to get into heaven.

No straight man shops at express or banana so dont think because you do your metrosexual...its because you are gay

by gaymdboi April 18, 2006

Metrosexual

A man that cannot stop looking at himself in the mirror, never goes into public without checking to see how his hair looks, and has pre-set outfits that are color cordinated. A man who likes the movie Zoolander not because its funny but because he wants to become a male super-model.

Kevin Patrick Brightman

by Peter Puduton February 8, 2005

metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.

Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

Metrosexual

fake fags

guy1: is that dude gay?
guy2: nah, he's just metro.

by tamaderb November 10, 2003

Metrosexual

A heterosexual male that has stereotypically homosexual tendencies.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy has populated the earth with metrosexuals.

by Sarah May 27, 2004

anti-heterosexual

Type: Adjective

Describing and/or pertaining to something or someone being insultingly gay.

Also used as anti-h.

"Dang, did you see him, he was carrying a purse."

"Yeah, that's seriously anti-heterosexual."

"Man, that joke was anti-h."

by prankmaster August 24, 2005

Metrosexual

Being gay on the subway.

You see Jeff over there.. He takes the A-Train everyday.. Once he gets on the subway he turns into a complete homo.. He's metrosexual.

by CNL-x2 December 17, 2008