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when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.
13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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I don't label myself

a common phrase used by people who believe they are not posers, when truly they are.
John(September): Yo man 50 cent is the shiznit. Ima go to footlocker and buy me sums 1s.

Me: Alright

John(October):Hey dude check out this skateboard, ima go buy some emericas from zumiez and some tight (overpriced) pants!!

Me: Oh what now, you're a skater all of a sudden

John: I don't label myself.....
by RodrigoE October 14, 2008
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I owned myself

What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.
Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!
by Parasyte January 28, 2003
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made it myself

The word art of combining actual food item names with or without pooping or peeing terms. Ultimately the implication of the final word/combo is that you actually made the food from poop or pee.
Hey, what's for breakfast? You want some Pooptarts or Cocoa Pooples? Made it myself.

-And/Or-

Here, have some lemonade with raspberries... made it myself.
by Cheesester October 24, 2008
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46ed myself

jerking off; but experiencing a better orgasm than normal
I was having Skype sex with Grant last night and I totally 46ed myself!
by Furrysex September 26, 2010
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