a memory like a sieve

to be very forgetfull
Synonym: absent-minded, scatterbrained, scatty

You've got a memory like a sieve

by Alishahbaz May 14, 2010

Photographic Butt Memory

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.

"I have a photographic butt memory."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

memorial high school

Memorial high school is full of a bunch of spoiled shit heads. We don’t smell broke so if you don’t own AirPods and a basic pair of vans, you don’t #exist. Oh let’s not forget eveyones nicotine addiction juul = cuul, and the fucking snitches who need to mind their own damn business. We also try to be just as basic as everyone else in frisco but can’t bc well we suck.

Ava: you got a juul?

Victoria: why wouldn’t I, I go to memorial high school

Ava: silly me I should’ve known

by cockfuckyourdad69 January 22, 2019

selective memory loss

Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.

Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!

by smlchk November 02, 2009

Chief Memory Maker

Someone who enjoys taking Cock in his ass a little to much

Did you see the Chief Memory Maker with a fat shlong in his asshole yesterday

by Wiener head 69 November 17, 2021

Auto-selective memory

Things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them

My Auto-selective memory just reminded me of something I wasn't thinking of and I didn't choose to remember it when it happened..

by ReMarkAble October 13, 2015

Memory-Lane Martha

Definition: Someone who lives in the past and constantly brings up the past as an excuse for their behavior, usually justified but annoying

I dont know what you're talking about Memory-lane Martha but its whatever, always bringing up the past.

by GQ_STATE_OF_MIND December 16, 2018