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TUBMAP Meeting 

Totally Useless But Munchies Are Provided

A meeting that is a total waste of time and of little importance to all attending, lacks purpose and clear direction.
However, food is served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
"Man I hate these weekly meetings, they're sooo boring!"

"Yeh, total TUBMAP meeting"

"For sure......those muffins are pretty awesome though"
TUBMAP Meeting by mrdope September 7, 2009
To have really gross sex. Either, with someone gross, or just doing gross things.

They meated, They were meating.
Oh my god, Ashley has been meating since middle school. What a whore.
meating by Chloe1111111111 March 18, 2010
The act of trying to talk while on illicit drugs
"yeah.......yeah...that B.Arent was like.......metting with his text....yeah dude....Imagine if you woke up with hooves!!!!"
metting by VIIIth April 8, 2005

a Hollywood lunch meeting

A Hollywood lunch meeting is a precursor to the possibility of scoring with a wannabe starlet, a.k.a. a bimbo
Agent 1 : Man, been long since we hit the bar dude. Let's catch up this evening ?

Agent 2 : Sorry mate. Have lined up a Hollywood lunch meeting ... you figure the rest !
a Hollywood lunch meeting by Nartimus September 14, 2013

Meeting Ass 

When you've been in so many meetings in one day, your ass feels like it's ready to fall off.
Man, I can barely walk from this meeting ass!
Meeting Ass by shane_r February 26, 2009

Prayer Meeting 

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.
Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.
Prayer Meeting by JBaloni February 4, 2010