Macing Off

The act of talking about your Mac computer so joyously it seems like you get the same amount of joy from jacking off.

Meghan - Did you hear, James got a Mac Book and an I-touch?

Tom - Yes, I heard. James was Macing off in my ear for the better part of an hour about how awesome his new Mac is.

by DeeVee585 September 2, 2010

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Making A Pearl

An act, committed by a male, that results in bitch-like behavior, which can only logically be explained by having sand in his vagina.

Travis has been whimpering in his room making a pearl ever since Tom pooped the bed.

by RMC1 October 21, 2010

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pretty-making

term used to describe an object(s) that is dazzlingly beautiful

Tally: Totally pretty-making.

by judeBITCH April 23, 2008

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making pearls

To have sand in one's vagina. To complain or whine about everything.

Hey, quit making pearls. If we all work together, this will get done a lot faster.

by bubblet August 19, 2008

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malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008

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When you are in a Canadian strip club and decide to pull a Pacman Jones and throw a garbage bag full of money in the air to show everyone how rich you are. Except you use Canadian $1 coins (loonie) instead of American $1 bills.

Man #1: That guy was really making it hail at the strip club the other night.

Man #2: Yea, I don't think that stripper will ever be able to see out of her left eye again.

Man #1: True, but the $20,000 she made should cover her medical bills.

by TMoney and MBillz December 24, 2007

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