Orgasm Mansplainer

Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.

First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.

person 1: "You just came."
person 2: "You are such an orgasm mansplainer."

by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023

Mersplain

(v.) Mer splain
Meryl Streep, during her 2017 acceptance speech of the Cecil B. DeMille Award, revealed earth shattering revelations to the world. Meryl was able to point out previously unknown concepts such as racism is bad, discrimination against people based on religion is really bad, and without Hollywood the world would have no art. None at all. To Mersplain is deliver amazing insight into topics that you just found out about and always add an ironic jibe while doing so.

Taylor, " Wow! Guns are really bad and can kill people if they are mishandled. Only hicks would own them."
Dave, "Way to Mersplain. Up until you said that I thought guns were alright and that all kinds of people own them."

by jacksiback February 15, 2017

mammsplain

Verb: (of a woman) to explain something to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing

Mammsplaining happens 100 times more often than mansplaining.

by Billy Goldtsein July 25, 2017

Mansprain

A sprain of your dick

"Doctor, last night I got a mansprain. Can you help?"

by Mega Absol September 12, 2017

MILsplaining

MILsplaining (a union of the acronym for Mother In Law - MIL and the informal variant of the verb explaining - 'splaining') is a play on the word Mansplaining where the informee is usually more informed on a topic than the informer. In this case, the MIL uses a condescending and patronising tone when providing a son- or daughter-in-law advice they are not seeking and/or information already well in their grasp. The advice generally concerns medical and parenting topics presented as indisputable 'facts' without evidence or reasonable adjustment to scientific or technological developments of the past 30-100 years. The condescending MILspaining tone also implies a criticism or judgement of the son- or daughter-in-law, or the couple.

She was describing the birth of her child when her Mother-In-Law started MILsplaining what the birth was really like, despite the Mother-In-Law not being present and mixing up the details. In the end, the Mother-In-Law informed her that she was wrong about her own labour, instead the birthing experience must have been different and bearing a remarkable likeness to her husband's birth some 35 years prior.

by UrbanGreening May 23, 2018

MLMsplain

When a multi-level marketing consultant "teaches" someone—often a person more educated in the given subject—how their MLM product will magically cure their affliction, with questionable or non-existent scientific evidence to back up their claims. The explanation often incorporates scientific phrases that are randomly strung together and ultimately showcases the mlmsplainer's complete ignorance of the topic. "It like, changes the pH of the mitochondria and helps cleanse your gut at cellular level."

"When I confided in Karen about my best friend's recent diagnosis, I didn't expect her to MLMsplain how their therapeutic grade essential oils would cure his prostate cancer."

by alyshac September 25, 2020

midsplaining

A pejorative term referring to when a midlevel (e.g. nurse practitioner, physician assistant, etc) comments on or explains medical knowledge to a physician in an overconfident and often oversimplified manner.

Nurse Practitioner: "I think we should always order pregnancy tests for female clients. It's the only way to practice."
Physician: "Not if they've had a bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy. Remember your limitations and cut down on the midsplaining."

by Pagano J June 23, 2021