mary catherine 

beautiful, funny, smart, one of the greatest people you will ever meet in your life. She is alwasy there for you and will comfort you and always want to listen. You think that you will just be friends with her at first but then you will find that you have a crush on her. She is never mad at anyone and is always looking to have fun. All in all she is a great person who you need to meet.

hey is that mary catherine? whats up girl!

mary catherine by Jackson Mars December 28, 2013

mary pearl 

Noun: 1. A person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.

2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands

"OMG that Mary Pearl is so cute"
"sure but she just slammed me into a locker"

mary pearl by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015

Mary Beth 

The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can't see it. She is absolutely hilarious, and extremely Smart. She will be there for you no matter what, and she will help you through all your troubling times and never give up on you. She makes you realize all the good in life and makes better all the bad. She is your Sunshine and she is AWESOME.

(steve):Mary Beth is sooooo awesome
(tyler):Yeah Dude shes the bestest friend ever!
(Sam): I like Potatoes

Mary Beth by STEVE P GONTZ January 20, 2009

Mary Ham

The newest news Anchor for the most reliable news source on the internet, Pew News. She has allegedly killed Poppy Gloria according to PewDiePie.

Poppy Gloria, was found dead in her apartment by Mary Ham earlier this week.

Mary Ham by rigbecai June 3, 2019

Mary Jane Holland 

a synonym for Marijuana in diffrent countries.

Person: Hey guys wanna drink some Mary Jane Holland with me?

Mary Jane Holland by TakeMeToYourPlanet November 24, 2013

Mary Cheney 

The lesbian daughter of former US vice president Dick Cheney. Mary Cheney and her life partner, Heather Poe, have two children, Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, both of whom are the result of a lesbian miracle. Ms. Cheney revealed in a recent interview that her children's names were inspired by a line of dialogue spoken by fictional race car driver Ricky Bobby in Ms. Cheney's favorite film, Talladega Nights.

Noted gay columnist Dan Savage has publicly referred to Ms. Cheney as a "useless dyke" due to her active involvement with the Bush Administration and the half-assed stand she has taken for gay rights. Mary Cheney responded to Savage's remark with a thinly-veiled threat to have her dark lord father send him to Guantanamo Bay, presumably to be tortured and held indefinitely without charges, as is customary in the post-9/11 police state formerly known as the United States of America.

Mary Cheney was the director of vice presidential operations for the Bush-Cheney 2004 Presidential re-election campaign, which is rather ironic considering the fact that the Bush Administration's official policy on gays and lesbians is that they "should all shut the hell up and stop being all gay and stuff"*.

*quote by former Attorney General John Ashcroft, 2004

Mary Cheney by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 4, 2012

mary sloppins

when you have a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down, and the combination of the two ends up giving you mad diarrhea

guy 1: hey man, heard you haven't been too well lately.
guy 2: yeah dude, got a serious case of the mary sloppins

mary sloppins by shaneskillz1 December 31, 2010