Malcolm

The best boyfriend in the whole world. Future husband, and soul mate. He loves his girlfriend with all of his heart and she loves him the same way. He reminds her that shes beautiful and always tells her he loves her. He is kind, athletic, caring, loving, handsome, sexy, and the best guy a girl could ever wish for.

Malcolm: You are so beautiful.
Girl: Awwww you're so sweet.
Malcolm: I love you so much.
Girl: I love you too!

by Malcolmlover<3 January 24, 2010

maloney

maloney,hybrid,comes from the name malone and some origin of stunting,a regular member of any girl that has been fucked over by a man aka "a maloney"

e.g. caoimhe got maloned!or got a maloney!

by maloney October 14, 2006

Gnarl Malone

A word used to describe a person who pulls off consistently gnarly moves, whether it be in surfing, skating, or any other aspect of life.

"Bro, did you see that huge backside air Steve just busted, that was Gnarl Malone"

by MixMasterMiketheLongHairedDiva September 25, 2005

The Mighty Malcolm

When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.

Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?

by blumpkin27 October 30, 2011

Poop-dick Malone

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

by Gronkum May 31, 2017

pull a Malcolm

To push over someone unexpectedly and start punching them in the face. Usually is spontaneous.

I'm about to pull a Malcolm on that guy, thinking he can steal money like that!!

by jcow3 June 1, 2011

Malcolm

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He'll always tell you how much he loves you. He's the kind of guy you wouldn't mind spending your life with. If you're dating a Malcolm, never let him go. He's always there for you no matter what. Malcolm can always tell when something's wrong and he can make it better. He's your soulmate. Malcolm will love you like no one else can. He's really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

He looks great like a Malcolm

by CanadianWeeb0407 June 14, 2019