Macintosh

Macintosh is the best type of computer available. It's often frowned upon by snooty PC enthusiasts who deem it useless and/or incapable of updating; however, it is now very easily updated. Also, Macs can run Windows, OS X, and Linux operating systems all at once! So there's no point in arguing that they can't use much software because they can run Windows applications. Also, they're faster, better in design, and simply more effective than your typical - or even your brand-new - PC.
The laptops are also stronger and have a much longer battery life.

Dude: Hey, I got this new PC and it's really cool! Glad I don't have a shitty Mac, cuz they have no programs.
Chick: Get out of the stone age, Macs have tons of programs and they're more efficient than any fuckin' PC. Get a Macintosh.
Dude: Stupid bitch! -shot-

by boil ur head July 5, 2008

macicide

When somebody who owns a mac realizes they spent $3000 on a shitty computer that will break in 4 hours decides that just like their mac, it's time to take their own life.

Paul: what happened to brandon?

Mike: you didn't hear?

Paul: no what?

Mike: his mac died so he committed macicide

Paul: OMG that's terrible!

Mike: yea but look at the beautiful vase I made outta his mac's screen

Paul: fuck you steve jobs

by peaches87 October 23, 2010

Macinated

When a computer gamer games on a Mac and has a whole bunch of problems.

Mac Gamer: Man my computer keeps freezing every time I launch this game.

PC Gamer: You've been Macinated!

by KingSteve032 January 26, 2012

macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.

He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.

by Digger mama December 12, 2013

Macinthot

A hoe for Apple products. A mix of the word Macintosh and Thot (that hoe over there).

You have the new Macbook Pro, iPad, and iPhone ? You're such a macinthot.

by IbraDiallo January 22, 2014

macianna

A beautiful intelligent female. She is very nice and honest as can be. Her natural beauty drives males insane. She doesn't Ned makeup at all to show how beautiful she is. She's a loyal, intelligent,beautiful,gorgeous,unique female and if you have a Marianna as a girlfriend or best friend, DONT LOSE HER!

Boy 1 : Bro you know that gorgeous new girl Macianna?

Boy 2 : Yea bro she is a real cutie!

by BeyonceKnowles01 June 8, 2017

Macaulee

Macaulee is often reffered to as a man with great Strength & Integrity.

The name Macaulee means "Son of Righteousness" that means Morally Right or Justifiable.

People with the name Macaulee are very level headed and have and extreme sense of Knowledge this means they love to learn.

People with the name Macaulee love to try new things and will give 110% effort at everything they do, they are very wise outspoken people.

"Hi Macaulee how are you today?"

by Dr anonymous September 5, 2017