Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Tdot Loaft

The act that late night bar hoppers and club goers of the greater toronto area partake in, that involves staying or more acuratly "loafting" around the streets and/or the train station in the time between last call and the first train of the day at 6:30 am. Although this is the most accurate description of tdot loafting, it can also be used to describe any situation where a group of people are taking a longer than usual amount of time, to complete a desired action.

tdot loafter: Yoo guy wanna go partying in tdot?

some guy: Uhhh.. whos the designated driver?

tdot loafter: Nah fuck that man were taking the train!

some guy: Well thats kinda gay I don't want to leave the club at like 12..

tdot loafter: nahhh fuck that man were TDOT LOAFTING!!!

some guy: wtf... its like 3 degrees outside..

tdot loafter: comon man its a TDOT LOAFT.. you know TDOT LOAAAAFTT its gonna be key

some guy: nah fuck that id rather watch pbs or something

by tdot loafter March 8, 2008

Cheese Loaf

A huge turd floating in the toilet.

"OMG! look at the size of that cheese loaf". "I know i did it myself".

by Dole Banana May 28, 2009

Lick my loafers, Debbie

A quick comeback in an argument.

Person : eat my shorts
You: Lick my loafers, Debbie

by Jordynkate December 31, 2020

loaf of breading

When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.

"What's your cat doing in there?"
"Loaf of breading."

by Logan Burke May 20, 2008

social loafer

Someone who avoids helping social groups make decisions, yet manages to bitch about the choice.

Dude, stop being such a social loafer and help us decide where to eat.

by DHensler May 5, 2007

pinch a loaf

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.

I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.

by B. Steed January 2, 2005