No White after Labor Day

Rule of thumb(for girls only) starting the holiday of "Labor Day". You arn't allowed to date/mess around with anyone of the caucasian race until memorial day of the next summer. (can be used for anyone of any racial background)
Also known as "out of season"

kindof like when you see a girl wearing white pants in mid October...you think to yourself.."What the hell is she thinking out in public like that?!?! "

Dude camilla...did you see that girl? She totally broke the "No white after labor day Rule"...I'd never been seen with a guy of that "shade" after Labor Day.
"Tell that guy that you will give him a call when summer starts..its way past his "season."

by Julie M December 3, 2005

Hard Labor

Engaging in Vaginal sex with a Female Whilst she is in Labor. This is Very Dangerous and should not be tried on LIVING women unless they seriously are jacking up on drugs and dont give a fuck. This will make the baby lose Virginity at the age of 0. This can also cause Child Molestation Charges.

Are you sure you want give your wife hard Labor. It sounds kinda Dangerous

by my name is yourmom March 26, 2010

laforet

French for "runnin' and hidin'"

Ain't that like the French always Laforet'n

by Beefcake September 3, 2003

lamora

The feeling of wanting/desiring more and more of something.

Also the feeling or act of loving something.

Also written la mora.

Give me lamora that ass.

I lamora you baby.

by blacknight November 30, 2013

Laborious

1. Requiring much - usually repetitive - Physical work; 2. Causing much mental fatigue. (Sometimes spelled 'Labourious')

Counting the grains of sand on a beach would be a most Laborious task.

by Millerman December 19, 2013

Labor Day

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.

Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!

by Hannibal Lector42 September 6, 2011

Lasorda

Made famous by the Dodgers Manger Tommy Lasorda, "a Lasorda" is used to describe a man's genitals in pants that are far too tight in the crotchal region. Viewers will be in horror, confusion, and intrigue at what they are actually looking at.

It is a severe form of a mans camel toe, and although you feel the need to alert the owner of the hideous sight, you can't muster the courage or a serious face by which to tell them.

Also, it should be noted that the pain felt by the unfortunate owner is relieved by them trying to spread their legs as far apart as possible. The perplexing lack of a visible penis is also expected, where as viewers are encouraged to try and make sense of what they are witnessing.

I went to a wedding the other day, and the best man was sitting at the bar with the groom. He was a very fat and sweaty man with tight fitting clothes. He and the groom swiveled around in order to watch relatives dancing on the dance floor. He had the biggest Lasorda I have ever seen on a man. That wasn't the worst part either, because he was so sweaty it looked wet as well. He had a big wet Lasorda, and me and my friends could not stop talking about it the rest of the night.

by RovertScott January 1, 2012