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pulling a matt lauer

Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”
by stellatwinks November 30, 2017
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luser

1. Just like a loser, but more of a loser.
ex: WOW!! We are lusers!!
by LALALALLALALALAL November 25, 2006
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One of the biggest bitches alive.
Teaches Spanish at The Haverford School.
Everyone hates her and wishes she was dead but she still teaches.
Has at least 5 chins and 2 inches of white makeup.
Brought a real cool kid to the Honor Council last year for skipping class once.
Laserna sucks Ben Rein's dick.
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Laser Lemon

Lousiana State University's true school color...Not gold like they think.
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Laserrhia

diarrhia that projects out of your anus at the speed of a laser; when a turd like this occurs it should sound like the laser effects from every star wars movie you have ever seen!
I laserrhia'd so hard last night my head hit the cieling!
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laser heel

is when performing a front side 360 pop shuv while flicking a heel flip on a skate board
he just landed the laser heel of that se
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Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.
"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."
by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013
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