A person who entertains crowds by making laser aerial effects move to the beat of the music. A LaserJockey can transform an empty warehouse or dull nightclub into a poppin off dance party. A LaserJockey is so talented in their craft that they can manipulate the laser effects to look good for any genre of music. LaserJockey's are professionals that adhere to a certain standard of performance and safety. LaserJockeys put on the best laser light shows in the United States.
Woow the LaserJockey is killing it right now. I have never seen lasers move like this. The LaserJockey is making the lasers dance!
by LaserJockey October 21, 2010
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by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
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by Bosshawk September 1, 2009
Get the lasered mug.An etremely rare creature which has been found is some remotre jungles of Colombia and southwestern Peru. This freak of nature is a standard moose with deadly laser sight capabilites. Precision guided and effective at very long ranges, the LaserMoose targets its prey from up to 8 miles away and charges it at speeds ranging anywhere from 80-120 miles an hour. The LaserMoose is extremely deadly and venemous, and should be treated with extreme caution. While the LMAC (LaserMoose Activist Club) may tell you otherwise, the LaserMoose is one of the ten most deadly creatures in the world. May God help any one who crosses paths with the LaserMoose!
by Philbert December 13, 2004
Get the LaserMoose mug.1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.
2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.
2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.
1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.
by iz. April 17, 2006
Get the laser mug.Plural of lass, girl version of Lads. (In UK: chav)
usually seen sporting polo or nautica shirts, nike air max or new TN's. seen on town hall steps or in your local maccas.
usually seen sporting polo or nautica shirts, nike air max or new TN's. seen on town hall steps or in your local maccas.
by LILINNAWEST November 4, 2008
Get the Lasses mug.Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.
(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!
by pentozali November 4, 2007
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