Running Laps

Running laps is when you are sniffing drugs, and because you are hip you do them in circles instead of lines. all the kids are doing it these days....... and you are doing multiple circles....!

Man i Called in sick to work cause late last night we were running laps!

by wherehouse bay b April 21, 2011

laoshi

A fat asshole from boston that likes to hang black people because he is a racist.

Hey, look at that Laoshi over there. Lets beat his ass.

by Bill O'Reilyz October 20, 2008

lamos

my stinky stupid ex-boyfriend well i think that every girl thinks that way

well goodness i think the def explains it

by Leslie August 26, 2004

Lacoste

A polo shirt made by Rene Lacoste, who also invented gay ear sex and made putting shoes in your boyfriends ass on Wednesday nights popular. This polo is made for the only the phoniest phonies and anyone who wears it swears off all manlyness.

Prep: " I got a new polo, its Lacoste, I even got a prize with it!"

Me: "What would that be?"

Prep: "A brand new Dildo for me and my boyfriend to use! It even has a crocodile on it, they usually sell for like $80 because they are made by special kids in china."

by AllMenArePansiesNow March 2, 2010

Lacoste

A clothing brand in which the polo shirts cost a bunch of money and the fabric of the polo shirts is of bad quality because certain deodorant mixed with sweat can leave permanent stains in the polo shirts.

I wore gel deodorant underneath my Lacoste polo shirt and now there are stains that will not come out when I wash the polo shirt.

by Edefiner April 16, 2015

Swim Laps

Slang / sexual inuendo for fellatio, either simultaniously or alternating amongst 2 or more people.

"Hey, you want to go swim some laps? ;) "

"M4M looking for a partner to swim laps with at local pool"

by T.Duckenson December 6, 2011

Laosy

person infested wit the melody of music.

he is one loasy deejay

by PudDy [ Deejay laozie ] Jimmy April 13, 2003