kolbie lang

punch in the ass

i want to kolbie lang you.

by hiollo February 19, 2017

Jackson Langan

A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'

Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.

He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,

I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan

The name he goes by is Jackson Langan.

by ~Ineffable~ April 22, 2018

liling lang

When a cow flyies away and turns into a chicken but then you realize your high and its all fake; a burnt potato

Dude my potato turned into a liling lang!! Potato

by Mr.moist February 18, 2018

Clubber langed

When you let a big black man beat it up like Rocky in the meat freezer

"Omg girl, I got clubber langed last night and now I can't walk right"

by Cluber Lang December 15, 2018

William Laight

A cheating scumbag who has a tiny dick.

William laight cheated on Her again

by crazygame123 April 14, 2020

drew lange jr

a person how looks at a kid named Charles like who names there kid that. Im jk but if you no a kid named Charles then you should tell him to watch his height he might stay short

Charles the friendly neighborhood ginger and being spyed on by drew lange jr

by dummy e994994 April 12, 2022

Gang Lang

Short for Gang Language. Typically used with hand-gestures.

Unique to the gang you/they are in.

Nah, man. You trippin'. That aint what he sayin', thats gang lang for "I wanna fuck your bitch!

No gang lang is the same.

by Laminator Angel July 12, 2022