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A John is one of the hottest, funniest, guys you will ever meet. He is tall, athletic, with brown hair, and maybe a tan. His blue-green eyes will captivate you and he is one of those guys who doesn’t care what people think and he will be as silly and social and he wouldn’t care. All the girls often fall for him because his voice is so mesmerizing and deep and he has perfect muscles. He is an extremely good kisser and the perfect boyfriend.

He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so perfect. He is like a Greek god.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?

Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.
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A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend
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John is a gay guy
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John is a very annoying boy who is a playa and you don’t want to be with. He will like you one second but never talk to you he will move on from girl to girl in seconds of time. He will be the most hated boy watch out for all the Johnny boys out there those players
Girl one: Why did John move on so fast
Girl two: I don’t know. That player I am disgusted
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A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession
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A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.
Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.
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The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"
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