Jeremy

Fucked up drugy who still loves a girl that broke his heart

He’s a stoner

Oh ya that’s Jeremy

by Crackheadslut December 6, 2019

Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt - new rhyming slang for Cunt.

That man is a a right "Jeremy Hunt!"

by AngryDoc September 20, 2016

Jermain

1. An uncontrolable flirt

2. A somewhat egotistic, but mainly intelligent male.

3. A dirty bastard that many women seem to like for unknown reasons.

"Damn, that Jermain....SO HOT!"

by Valsmash October 17, 2006

Jeremy's Mom

A very hot, attractive, often swampy lady. She often will have a sweaty vagina and it will smell like that shit you took last night. No one wants to go near it, but everyone wants to fuck it.

"Jeremy's Mom rode my cock like a kid riding a pony at the grocery store."
"Jermemy's mom is hot"
"Jeremy Mom's vagina got fucked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.

by Jeremy Skinnyberg October 26, 2010

Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock

Something that's particularly large...

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 24, 2003

Jerky

1. The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

2. Maddox's favorite food in the universe.

1. "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth."

2. "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox

by Raimondo March 15, 2005

Jerky in a can

This can be defined as anything that is "tight," "smashin," "hot," or "tastes good." The phrase is used in strong like, or excitement about something/someone/someplace.

A guy is walking by and you think he is hott, you lean over and whisper to your girls, "thats some jerk in a can!"

You are shopping and you see a pair of jeans that just rock.. you can't help but yell out "damn, those are Jerky in a can!"

by Jenn Holloway October 3, 2005