jakobphobic

Someone who is mean and rude to someone really really really really weird and stupid names Jakob.

“Bro i fing hate Jakob”
“Why are you so jakobphobic?”

by Ur mommy677 June 15, 2022

jakob

an unloyal boy who betrayes many girls

did u see that jakob broke a girl‘s heart again?

by arsen1o7 August 4, 2022

Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022

Jakob Foran

He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome

Jakob Foran is the best

by George not found June 27, 2022

Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.

"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"

by vera-vera August 30, 2022

jakobo

big black niggar that likes kids and has small dick and big titties and fat ass as a man

a black man named jakobo that is fat ugly and has big ass and titties and gets discored mods as boyfriends

by My Parents Died September 12, 2022

Jakob Rebbe

Jakob Rebbe is a wannabe. has Brown Hair, Blue eyes, A fuckboy you don't want to play with

Jakob Rebbe Sucks ass

by DEBESTOFEMAL September 22, 2022