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Jags

1.south african term for being overly horny and or sexual.
2. Also widely used when acting irrational or dumb.
1. jack, " that girl's hot asf" kyle, "no man don't be so jags"
2. statement: "i wanna jump of a bridge" reply: "are you then jags?"
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Jags is a trash school
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Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
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Jag

Verb; to ruin, break, destroy, dismantle;

Past tense: Jagged
Damn bro, you bout to jag that whole car trying to park it in that tight space;

I jagged that lady's door when I tried to fix the lock
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Nicotine Jag

When you have a sudden jump after smoking marijuana with tobacco.
Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo
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jag dole

similar to a jag hole except it involves a person as a whole instead of an extremity or body part.
by bob dole January 21, 2004
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JAG

Jag
verb \ˈjag\ (past tense: Jagged, present participle: Jagging)

To cheekily sell someone down the river for one’s own convenience, often with a winning smile and suspiciously good pitch.
To make a promise or commitment, only to very suavely wriggle out of it at the last second.
To enthusiastically overpromise and under-deliver—with the confidence of a 1980s salesman trying to sell you air.
Usage:

Etymology:
Inspired by Jag, a charming colleague whose actions—though not malicious—tend to result in others doing the heavy lifting. Much like a vintage infomercial, Jagging is smooth, persuasive, and occasionally leaves you wondering what just happened.

Synonyms:
Light sellout, friendly flake, accidental Houdini.

See also:
Sell down the river, make a clean exit, smooth talk.
"Oh come on, not again—I’ve been Jagged!”
“He said he’d sort the report, but he’s vanished like a puff of smoke. Classic Jag.”
“Careful—he lies like cheap carpet. Total Jag move.”
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