Jacob

Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.

Wow look at Jacob stuck in the friend zone

by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020

Jacob

A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.

Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom June 7, 2022

Jacob

a dumb bitch with blonde curky hair usually also a stoner

omg dont be a jacob
Jordan was acting like a jacob yesterday

by ponyboy11134 November 11, 2020

Jacob

He is a player, but when he falls in love, he is silly putty! He doesn’t like girls who try hard and he’s a heartbreaker. He goes well with girls named Madi.

Madi: hi Jacob!
Jacob: *im in love!* Hi Madi!

by VSCOGIRLSKSK February 6, 2020

Jacob

Some fool that says “mmm no”

A lot

Kid: ayy Jacob you good at this

Jacob: mmm no

by John depp’s March 25, 2019

The Jacob

A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.

After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.

by F4ll3n1 June 18, 2021

Jacob

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time

Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020