Jack in the Box Boyfriend

One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment

Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!

by Trent McFarlane January 12, 2013

Jack and Jill of America

The Black Elite, a organization filled with wealthy African Americans who want to give back to their communities and mingle with other fortunate African Americans. Their children often go off into Black Ivy leagues such as Howard.Spelman and Morehouse.

Oh, he's in Jack and Jill of America, his parents have money.

by Prestigiousfish April 2, 2015

jack cunt

Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.

Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."

by winegrape May 5, 2015

Jack Macklin

a pure poof cake

"Jack Macklin is a Pure poof cake min"

by imabittystoned October 1, 2018

Jack Marston

That little dude that roams around camp

Well well its Jack Marston again

by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019

Jack Wheelchair

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.

I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?

by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019

Jack of All Asses

A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."

Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"

by Guregori February 24, 2020