Infonemercial

When someone tries to sell you something over the phone (e.g. a mobile phone), similar to infomercials on television.
The person will try to persuade you to buy their item, even if you try to tell them that you are not interested.
(*Fone = Phone)

These infonemercials are so annoying, because they waste my time & money.

The only reason I don't want a mobile phone, is because I can't afford one, despite these infonemercal's sugary slop.

by Princess Michiru Kaiou July 8, 2009

inconsplicutive

Used when someone is acting like a fool.

Heather is so inconsplicutive.

by contro October 7, 2010

inconvenienceware

A software or service which is initially offered for free, but which starts to cost money once you start depending on it. The idea is that the inconvenience of service disruption outweighs the (newly imposed) cost of the service.

I just gave these potential spammers my real email -- I used to create temporary ones with Sneakemail, until it became inconvenienceware.

by el_chupacabra November 21, 2010

infonow

The system to provide information on demand, free to the public.

My brain is empty, i need Infonow

by blast master2323 January 13, 2011

inconveniencephobia

person who is afraid of inconveniencing people

guy1: just skip the queue
guy2: no that would inconvenience the people in front
guy1: dude you have inconveniencephobia

by mc mc mclovin June 20, 2011

inconveniencing appetite

A person with an appetite that always kicks in at a bad time and becomes very bitchy when they don't get their food.

Hunter and Noah are in the car on a 2 hour trip when Hunter suddenly becomes hungry.

Hunter: Noah we need to pull over at a rest stop I'm starving.

Noah: Really you just ate before we left and we have been in the car for 25 minutes.

Hunter: Just pull the fuck over and get me some fucking food you prick.

Noah: Shit man you have such an inconveniencing appetite.

by Fox979 July 26, 2012

Inconstipation

Medical condition - The opposite of constipation, outbursts of inconstipation are usually followed by a warm, gritty sensation in the underpants and down the sufferer's legs.

Also see Diarrhea

Jim: "Hey guys. Is Sally coming out tonight?"
John: "Not likely. She's suffering from a serious case of inconstipation!"

by Koten October 23, 2012