clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.

1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.

by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018

Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

penisological clock

A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.

Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)

by Pools Rule October 19, 2015

clock woah

A 21st century dance move created and popularized on the app “Tik Tok”. Often used to the song “Gordon Ramsay” by HL Wave (feat. Johnny Flames). To preform this dance move, a dancer will make their arms appear like the hands of a clock, with one forearm facing vertically (12:00),and the other facing horizontally (9:00). The horizontal forearm will move up until it hits the vertical forearm, signaling for the vertical forearm to move downwards. The once horizontal forearm would now be facing vertically (12:00), while the once vertical forearm would do a full circle until coming back to seemingly high-five the now vertical forearm. Both forearms would be vertical (12:00). Dancers will finish off this dance move with “the woah” to fully complete the clock woah.

“Did you see Brittany’s latest tik tok? Her clock woah was fire!”

“I can totally do the clock woah, it’s the best dance move on tik tok”

by And I oop- the dancing banana November 5, 2019

clock grip

To make quik money in bulk.

Im about to clock grip tonight son.

by I am the great white July 11, 2014

Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009