Hooting

The twitter equivalent of nightblogging. You could call it night tweeting, but since owls are out at night rather than birds that tweet, hooting would be a more appropriate term.

"Did you see Jenny's ridiculous tweets from last night? I almost thought I was on tumblr witnessing the nightblogging."
"Yeah, it was pretty late. After a certain hour she tends to start hooting."

by anachronism JN June 1, 2013

hooking

when you're trying to pick up a person, putting in groundwork

-hey sarah!
-go away, i'm hooking johno!!!

by Nikki Sasquatch April 19, 2009

link hopping

when one goes to myspace or cherrytap or any of the "friend list" sites and looks at someones friends profile then goes to one of thier friends pages and so-on. kind of a bastard version of 6 degrees of seperation.
this practice is used alot by single guys looking to meet as many "hot" chicks as possiable.
guys also link hop to try to meet thier ugly girlfriend's hot friends without the ugly knowing

larry: dude what did you do last night?

jynx: i was link hopping till about 2 am

larry: any hotties out there?

by larry dale June 16, 2007

cock hooking nose

Also called a "cock hooker". One of those big ugly noses with a bump on the bridge. Much like a "witch" nose. They look like they are used to hook cocks into the mouth. They hook the cocks by using a head-swooping action then quickly gobble up that cock.

Stay away from Beth! She has a cock hooking nose!!

by antireligiouszombies June 19, 2010

Hooking

A sexual act in which a Pirate or an Pirate Actor shoves an anal hook attached to his or her hand inside a woman's vagina or anus

Long John Silver was hooking Mary Jane in the newest Pirate Porn

by PirateLoverBowzer February 3, 2012

Hopping on gas:r

A term for "Moaning aggressively". The person saying this must've been horny. Stay away from them.

Hey bro, I'm hopping on gas:r.

by wq353qssa July 25, 2022

Hopping the fence

When a person ejaculates and the payload lands on the other side of the electronic used to view the "material"

P1: Don't you hate when you're having such a good day and then when you wanna unwind your shot ends up hopping the fence?
P2: Sir this is a Wendy's *whispers* but yes its such a pain

by gaymario193 November 13, 2022