Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.

Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.

by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009

Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.

I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!

by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Homie Handie

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.

Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.

by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021

Heading

When someone puts their head inside of a vagina

Jeff likes heading my vagina in bed

by Bitchiknowyougottatakeashit June 10, 2013

hedieh

a typical persian girl
-Wears all black
-Nose job
-drives Mercedes

"Are you persian?"
"I am but im not a typical persian girl."
"Bitch shut up, youre a hedieh!"

by FunnyGuy1026 January 22, 2014

heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013