3000 gaw gaw double handed twist

When a women or man twist a mans penis, with two hands till it turns purple. Then proceeds to twist and spit on the penis, till theres a chewy bit of foreskin left.

Greg: Damn I just got the 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.

Fred: How was that?

Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.

by Kermit clit December 9, 2019

Hacked

The thing faggots post on friends facebook when they accidently stay logged on

"Hacked by your bestie!!!!1"
"Dude, dont be a faggot."

by salsaverde November 6, 2012

helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.

The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.

by hello April 5, 2005

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

swedish hankerchief

A sexual act in which the the 'receiver' has their mouth filled with tissue paper/toilet roll and the 'giver' proceed to have anal sex with them.
This culminates in using the stuffed tissue paper to wipe ones-self with.

"I would so give her a Swedish Hankerchief"

by La Magrá May 29, 2007

Hanker Steak

A very meaty vagina

When attempting to go down on Felicia ,I came to a halt because of her unsightly hanker steak

by kushbrainz September 28, 2014

Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012