1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"
by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008
Get the Smash Gordon mug.1. The Spanish word for "fat".
2. A common enemy in the Kirby series of games published by Nintendo. They appear small, round and spikey with two eyes in the middle. They are notable for being immune to all forms of damage, forcing the player to simply avoid them.
2. A common enemy in the Kirby series of games published by Nintendo. They appear small, round and spikey with two eyes in the middle. They are notable for being immune to all forms of damage, forcing the player to simply avoid them.
1. Bob: Man, that guy across the street is such a gordo, damn.
Bill: You're pretty gordo yourself, bro.
2. Jeff: So I was playing Kirby Super Star the other day, and I couldn't get past this line of Gordos!
Phil: You fucking suck.
Bill: You're pretty gordo yourself, bro.
2. Jeff: So I was playing Kirby Super Star the other day, and I couldn't get past this line of Gordos!
Phil: You fucking suck.
by Jimmy5327 November 7, 2010
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A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon
by dankogkush November 24, 2014
Get the gordon mug.Rash Gordon: When you are walking for a long period of time while haveing you're thighs rubbing together causing sweat dirt and friction to make a very annoying rash that makes you want to stop and let it dry
by Ajuntapall October 7, 2008
Get the Rash Gordon mug.1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person
2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.
2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.
1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.
2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.
2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.
by Spaface July 21, 2009
Get the Gordon mug.A cunt who hates everyone and everything especially working class people, jobs, successful economies and democracy. Also,a typical inhabitant of scotland.
by laharl420 April 29, 2010
Get the Gordon Brown mug.Gordo is the best friend you want to have. He's fluffy, fun & will always make u feel better.
He will tell u the Truth no matter how brutal it may be. He will never judge u or give u an ultimatum, he will be your friend NO MATTER what!
When u call him 4 help help, he will do whatever he can 2 help u out. A Gordo is a true friend 4 life.
He will tell u the Truth no matter how brutal it may be. He will never judge u or give u an ultimatum, he will be your friend NO MATTER what!
When u call him 4 help help, he will do whatever he can 2 help u out. A Gordo is a true friend 4 life.
I love Gordo, he's my best friend!
by C.M.B IN AZ February 19, 2015
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