1) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. I'm so proud of you."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."
by Nicholas D May 8, 2007
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Often used on unsuspecting females as they generally do not know what it means, and the person who asks the question can find it mildly amusing when they are bored, or just being dirty.
Often used on unsuspecting females as they generally do not know what it means, and the person who asks the question can find it mildly amusing when they are bored, or just being dirty.
by **DAK** October 12, 2005
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by hahalolcatz2011 August 14, 2011
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Little Bobby: Well, what the hell is a gobblefest, guys!?
Friends: It's a Thanksgiving celebration, Bob. You'll find out soon enough. Don't forget your pilgrim hat!
Little Bobby: Well, golly gee!! Can't wait, guys!!
Friends: It's a Thanksgiving celebration, Bob. You'll find out soon enough. Don't forget your pilgrim hat!
Little Bobby: Well, golly gee!! Can't wait, guys!!
by Bdogzz November 15, 2014
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Chris - petey you little log gobbler wtf did you do to my welcome home mat.
Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.
Chris - never ever return to my house.
Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.
Chris - never ever return to my house.
by buttpirateee101 August 23, 2009
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