Goblin Daddy
compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
Erika: check out that Goblin Daddy at 12 O' Clock!
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
by Goblin daddy June 15, 2016
Get the Goblin Daddymug. a person who sexualizes everything.
Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
by nutinpass December 23, 2020
Get the horny goblinmug. A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.
Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.
by Fasters December 5, 2022
Get the Goblin Mathmug. "Hey should we get another drink?"
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"
"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"
"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.
by crow912 December 17, 2016
Get the Party Goblinmug. Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
Get the Breakfast Goblinmug. A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.
Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013
Get the Virginity Goblinmug. A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.
by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022
Get the Garage Goblinmug.