bandwagon goggles

When you like something, especially underground comics or indie movies, only due to a sudden spike in its popularity. It's common to "have your bandwagon goggles removed" after said popular media is criticized and you realize that you don't really like it.

Guy #1: I was wearing my bandwagon goggles after Scott Pilgrim vs. The World came out and everyone went batshit over it.
Guy #2: I did the same thing with Watchmen until /co/ removed mine.

by Lithane August 14, 2010

safety goggles

When one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles in order to survive an otherwise embarrassing sexual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.

Tom's evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman with the fat ugly broad who was cockblocking and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. Fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team, he downed several bottles of Dogfish Head 90 Minute India Pale Ale, then nailed the bitch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a Jessica Alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. When he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have passed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell in bed with him. Thus, his safety goggles did work after all.

by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011

potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.

Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"

by haveagooddavey January 7, 2017

Strap on goggles

A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.

She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.

Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.

by The Great Dunnski November 30, 2009

Reverse beer goggles

A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.

This ugly chick kept hitting on me like she was all that, she totally had reverse beer goggles on.

by Whysohigh November 15, 2011

Sperm Goggles

The degradation of your ability to judge the attractiveness of the opposite sex after you have not had sex for an extended period of time. Related to Beer goggles. But with a lack of sex as the modifying agent.

Dude 1 : Hey she's kinda cute.
Dude 2 : Dude! she's a bipedal cow with a stache. I know it's been awhile, but man, take off the sperm goggles.

by Wood Dragon March 7, 2007

arab goggles

Put ones testicles over someones eyes

While I was doing your mom I gave her some Arab goggles

by Steven A Sayegh August 3, 2006