Thanksgiving Nut Gobble

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

by srathraz November 27, 2009

cock-gobbler

One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.

You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"

by pstage May 13, 2008

shit globber

when you take a shit and it comes to life due to radioactive waste in your bum bum

last night kenny was killed by his own shit globber

by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

grindle gobbler

someone who licks grindles or taints; an asshole or otherwise undesirable person

Man your friend Andre is a real grindle gobbler, huh?
Yeah, he's gay.

by JThungstrom July 10, 2006

twat gobbler

a sexy, sexy beast that often eats pussy. (s)he is good in the way of making the gobbler-reciever cum multiple times.

Well, Larry really knew how to eat me good. that man is a twat gobbler. he just jambed his tounge and i "o'd" like never before!!

by Hryttereanna July 26, 2006

gobble and cheese

a person giving oral sex to a man that tastes of cheese, and has babybell tucked under his foreskin

the man tasted of babybell he had not washed for sooo long, it was like gobble and cheese

by john p foster September 13, 2008

gobbler

1) A male turkey.
2) A woman of loose morals. Short for cockgobbler.

1) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. I'm so proud of you."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."

by Nicholas D May 8, 2007